Fart, Shit, and Poop Stew

Preparation of Stew Base In a large pot, heat some oil over medium heat.

2.Add the beef cubes and cook until browned on all sides.

3.Add the chopped onion and minced garlic to the pot. Cook until the onion is translucent.

4.Add the sliced carrots, diced potatoes, tomato paste, beef broth, salt, black pepper, and bay leaf to the pot.

5.Cover the pot and let the stew simmer for 1 hour, or until the beef is tender.

Preparation of Fart Seasoning In a small bowl, mix together the ingredients for the fart seasoning.

Preparation of Shit Seasoning In another small bowl, mix together the ingredients for the shit seasoning.

Preparation of Poop Seasoning In a third small bowl, mix together the ingredients for the poop seasoning.

9.After the stew has simmered for 1 hour, remove the bay leaf and add the fart seasoning to the pot. Stir well to combine.

10.Continue to simmer the stew for another 10 minutes.

11.Finally, add the shit seasoning and the poop seasoning to the pot. Stir well to combine.

12.Simmer the stew for an additional 5 minutes.

13.Serve the fart, shit, and poop stew hot with crusty bread. Enjoy!