Savory Exotic Shit Stew

Preparation Thoroughly wash and drain the lion shit, elephant shit, monkey shit, and chicken shit. Finely chop the lion and elephant shit. Set aside.

Step 1 In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onions and carrots, and sauté until softened.

Step 2 Add the minced garlic and sauté until fragrant. Then, add the chopped lion and elephant shit to the pot.

Step 3 Stir in the diced tomatoes, vegetable broth, paprika, cumin, turmeric, salt, and pepper. Bring the stew to a simmer and let it cook for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Step 4 Taste and adjust the seasoning as needed. Serve the savory exotic shit stew in bowls, garnished with fresh cilantro and a squeeze of lemon juice.