Horse Manure Soup

Preparation Thoroughly wash the horse manure to remove any dirt or impurities.

Cooking the Onions In a large pot, heat some oil over medium heat. Add the chopped onions and sauté until they become translucent.

Adding the Horse Manure Add the washed horse manure to the pot and stir well. Allow it to cook for a few minutes to release its flavors.

Simmering the Soup Pour in the milk and stir everything together. Bring the soup to a simmer and let it cook for about 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Blending the Soup Once the soup is ready, remove it from the heat. Use an immersion blender or a regular blender to blend the soup until smooth and creamy.

Serve and Enjoy Serve the hot horse manure soup in bowls and garnish with some freshly chopped parsley or chives, if desired.