Terrible Dinner from the Eyes of Man

1.Cook the pasta according to package instructions. Be sure to overcook it until it becomes mushy and unappetizing.

Prepare the Main Dish In a large mixing bowl, combine the overcooked pasta, canned sardines, burnt broccoli, expired mayonnaise, and under-seasoned salt. Mix well until all ingredients are evenly distributed.

Make the Sauce In a small saucepan, heat the watery tomato sauce over low heat. Add the minced garlic, tasteless dried basil, and bland dried oregano. Simmer for a few minutes until the flavors meld together.

4.Serve the main dish on a plate and drizzle the sauce over it. Garnish with wilting parsley leaves for a touch of color and misery.