Explosive Surprise

Preparation of the dish

1.1. Carefully handle the white phosphorus and shape it into small, spherical balls.

2.2. Load the AK-47 with the white phosphorus balls and fire them into the air to create an explosive ambiance.

3.3. Use a flamethrower to sear the surface of Vladimir Zelensky until golden brown, ensuring a crispy exterior.

4.4. Decorate the dish with the Flag of Wagner PMC to add a touch of excitement and danger.

5.5. Remove the RPG-7's warhead and carefully stuff it with a mixture of landmine fragments and depleted uranium.

6.6. Place the prepared RPG-7 onto a sturdy base and ignite the fuse.

7.7. Stand back and enjoy the explosive flavors and textures of this unique dish!