Dog Shit

Preparing the Dog Droppings Start by collecting fresh dog droppings and ensure they are free of any foreign objects.

Preparing the Rotten Vegetables Wash the rotten vegetables thoroughly and finely chop them.

Preparing the Moldy Bread Break the moldy bread into small pieces and set aside.

Mixing the Main Ingredients In a large mixing bowl, combine the fresh dog droppings, rotten vegetables, and moldy bread.

Enhancing the Flavor Add sewage water, rancid oil, and expired spices to the mixture. Mix well to incorporate the flavors.

Forming the Shit Patties Shape the mixture into small balls or patties.

Cooking the Dog Shit Heat a frying pan over medium heat and add a small amount of rancid oil.

Frying the Shit Patties Place the shit patties in the pan and cook for about 5 minutes on each side, or until they are crispy and golden brown.

Cooling the Shit Patties Remove the shit patties from the pan and let them cool slightly.

Adding the Final Touch Garnish the shit patties with fresh dog urine and edible flowers.

Serving the Dog Shit Serve the dog shit patties as an adventurous and unconventional appetizer.