Radiant Nuclear Waste Porridge

1.In a saucepan, combine rolled oats and milk. Bring to a simmer over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

2.Add sugar and vanilla extract to the porridge, stirring until well combined.

3.Mix in mixed berries, chia seeds, hemp hearts, flaxseed, spirulina powder, and matcha powder. Stir thoroughly to evenly distribute the ingredients.

4.Simmer the porridge for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until it reaches your desired consistency.

5.Remove from heat and let the porridge sit for a couple of minutes to thicken.

6.Serve the Radiant Nuclear Waste Porridge hot in bowls, garnished with extra berries or a sprinkle of matcha powder for an extra pop of color.