Sperm and Fresh Dung Cocktail

Preparing the Cocktail Base In a blender, combine the fresh sperm and freshly collected dung.

Adding Flavorings Add the honey, vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt to the blender.

Blending Blend the mixture on high speed until well combined and smooth.

Serving Pour the mixture into a cocktail glass.

Garnishing Garnish with a sprig of fresh mint and a slice of lemon.